Sunday, June 22, 2008

How to not do any work: A 12 step guide

Step 1: Go for a bike ride

Step 2: Ride longer and harder than originally planned

Step 3: Get home tired

Step 4: Eat something

Step 5: Take a shower

Step 6: Eat some more

Step 7: Spread out homework related books and papers on table

Step 8: Pretend to read homework related books and papers

Step 9: Open a Word document and write an impressive sounding title

Step 10: Shuffle a few papers around for a while

Step 11: Go get more to eat

Step 12: Give up and go play on Facebook

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